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No Job Too Small

July 26th, 2008

One thing I’m growing to like more and more about the internet is how easy stuff like Blogger or WordPress make it to start a website for any old pointless reason, and there’s very little to stop that website expanding to silly proportions. This means that there are a growing number of websites dedicated to documenting rather specific things, and with a whole world to send in submissions, there are lots of examples of them all. Here are a few I know well:

  • Things Younger Than John McCain: a blog which lists things which we all take for granted but that are younger than Republican presidential pipedream and probable next host of Countdown, John McCain.
  • Cake Wrecks: a blog showing photos of bad cakes. Professional ones only: no mocking your family. It started when the author got this cake back from the rather dim bakers.
  • Passive-Aggressive Notes: notes and signs, and emails, left by housemates, co-workers, employees, and so on. There’s some shocking stuff in there.
  • The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks: signs, shops, and the odd cake wreck or passive-aggressive note, with “scare quotes” or just plain “wrong quotes”.
  • Postcards From Yo Mamma: emails and web-chats sent by mothers to their grown-up children.
  • The FAIL Blog: photos of stupid things, ruined by the application of large block letters saying “FAIL”, all of which were added in Paint Shop Pro. You can tell because Photoshop does letter corners correctly.
  • Not Always Right: collecting stories of daft and unreasonable requests made by customers to put-upon retail staff.
  • Signs that Fascinate and Intruige: a Facebook group with thousands of photos of dumb signs. Has a strict rule about it having to be something the submitter found, so no internet virals. Still a scary number of things.
  • spEak You’re bRanes: a collection of dumb comments written by idiots, mostly from the BBC’s singularly awful Have Your Say section, where right-wing morons make bad suggestions, jokes that don’t work, and unreasonable demands. That’s probably why it’s at ifyoulikeitsomuchwhydontyougolivethere.com.
  • Readers’ Letters: a similar site aimed at primarily-offline media such as newspapers and magazines. Annoyingly LiveJournal-based, but I think we have to forgive that if only because [nja]’s current userpic looks so delightfully like Elvis Costello cover-art.
  • Photoshop Disasters: pictures from newspapers, websites, magazines and the like, which have obviously been edited by morons. There are a few on here that I disagree with, though — at least one where they’ve highlighted a wrist and said “look at the unnatural way that wrist is bent, did they think we wouldn’t notice”, and I can bend that way.
  • Patently Silly: rarely updates any more, but lists a lot of strange patents issued in America.
  • Engrish: badly translated English-language signs and products from Japan.
  • It’s Lovely! I’ll Take It!: badly chosen photos from house adverts.
  • Literally, A Web Log: tracking misuse of the word ‘literally’.

Those are all the ones I know. Anyone know any others?

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4 Responses to “No Job Too Small”

  1. Gravatar Andrew Says:

    Just added two more. Get updates on new additions to the list by subscribing to the comment feed:

    http://www.apathysketchpad.com/blog/2008/07/26/no-job-too-small/feed/


  2. Gravatar Andrew Says:

    See, this is the kind of thing I mean about PhotoshopDisasters mucking up:

    http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/08/ap-behind-you.html

    Come on, any moron can just draw a circle around a bit of a photograph and put it on the internet.

    Except John McCain, of course.


  3. Gravatar Andrew Says:

    Adding one more: a blog detailing nothing but dumb letters written to newspapers and magazines.


  4. Gravatar Andrew Says:

    Added Literally, A Web Log.


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