The Perfect Formula

Here is a list of "mathematical formulae" and "scientific equations" which detail every aspect of our day-to-day lives, all "calculated" or "devised" by "scientists", "academics", "economists" and "mathematicians" from various embarrassed universities. These are all taken from the Telegraph. Don't imagine other newspapers are better...

Some time I might do this for other newspapers, although I'm not sure I could read the ones in the Daily Mail faster than their hacks can produce them, so perhaps I won't.