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from: Leon A Furchtgott (leonf@Princeton.EDU) reply-to: rkelly2020@googlemail.com to: date: 10 May 2008 16:50 subject: COMPLIMENTS OF THE SEASON mailed-by: princeton.edu (yes, I told them) MR RICHARD KELLY LONDON,UNITED KINGDOM. EMAIL : krichy3333@aim.com Dear Friend, I am Mr. Richard Kelly, the Auditor General, Capital management solutions Limited UK. In the course of my auditing, I discovered a floating fund in an account which was opened in 1990 belonging to a dead foreigner Late Mr. H.K. Dravids who died in 1999. Every effort made to track any member of his family or next of kin has since failed; hence I got in contact with you to stand as his next of kin since he died leaving no heir or a will. My intention is to transfer this sum of $15.5M in the aforementioned account to a safe account overseas. I am therefore proposing that you quietly partner with me and provide an account or set up a new one that will serve the purpose of receiving this fund. For your assistance in this venture, I am ready to part with 30% of the entire funds to you. After going through the deceased person's records and files, I discovered that: (1) No one has operated this account since 1999 (2) He died without an heir; hence the money has been floating. (3) No other person knows about this account and there was no known beneficiary. If I do not remit this money urgently, it would be forfeited and subsequently converted to company's funds which will benefit only the directors of my firm. This money can be approved to you legally as with all the necessary documentary approvals in your name. However, you would be required to show some proof of claim which I will provide you with and also guide you on how to make your applications. Please do give me a reply so that I can send you detailed information on the modalities of my proposition.Kindly forward your telephone and fax numbers where I can reach you easily. I look forward to your prompt response through my confidential email address krichy3333@aim.com Regards, MR.RICHARD KELLY

Wow! An email from R. Kelly! And he seems unconcerned about his recent legal problems.

Thankyou for your kind compliments of the season. It is rare to hear the phrase in May, so I assume you are, like me, a follower of Shazanity, the One True Faith*, in which case, may I wish you cackarrations on this fine fendality contilant festival. Which denomination are you? Andrew _______________________ *may not be true

Oh my, the spell checker didn’t like that one bit.

Dear Andrew, I must thank you for your quick response to my proposal to you, it shows seriousness and I am delighted by it. The late Account Holder was born and raised in the United States . Please note that I am doing this transaction based on my moral justification and I believe that you will understand my position after reading through this mail. As this transaction is of high magnitude, I would want to properly and formally introduce myself to you. I am 46 years of age; I am married with two children, one lovely daughter and a son. I have worked with this firm as an auditor for 11 years. Presently I am the head of the auditing department, a position I occupy since 2000. Already the deceased account has been declared dormant and by the end of this financial year, the funds could be declared as unclaimed or abandoned and therefore converted to company's funds. This automatically will be shared amongst the owners [directors and share holders] of my company who are looking out for this kind of opportunities. Similar things have been happening in the past and now that I am well placed, it is hard for me to continue to allow it happen without doing a thing about it. Part of my motive is to spend more than half of my personal share after these funds are wired to your account on real estate and stock market. I can assure you that with the way I have planned this transaction, we can never have any kind of problems during and after this transaction. I will not like to put my name and family name in jeopardy and cannot think of loosing all that I have worked for instead, I would prefer to remain a poor man. I have studied your country's laws regarding funds transfer of this nature and I can say that it is not a problem as long as we are able to provide your bank and Government authorities documents to prove that the funds are legitimate. Let me explain the step by step procedures of this transaction so that you may have a better understanding. For us to affect this, you will stand in as the next of kin to the deceased. You will send in an application to the Head of International Remittance Division of my company that your entitlement be paid to you as the next of kin to deceased. Once approval is given, you will be contacted directly for them to process and effect transfer. Once an order for transfer has been given, I will take a leave of absence and travel down to meet with you in your country for my share. I have all the details of deceased as I have access to his confidential file in the office. I view you to be in the capacity of a person that will be able to handle your own end of this project as I can not successfully conclude this deal without your assistance. It is therefore necessary that you tell me a little about yourself as I hope that you would not betray me. As for Trust, it is known fact that trusts is earned; it is not given out lightly. However, because I need you in this transaction, I am willing to give you 30% as your commission,by this forward the following information;
1) Full names and address
2) Telephone and fax numbers you can be reached at all times
3) Any valid Identification
The modalities for our project have been worked out carefully and we cannot go wrong as long as you work with me in unity. I am very positive that our success is highly dependent on how much dedication we have towards this project. Please my direct involvement in this transaction should not be mentioned to anybody that would be contacting you from my company else it will jeopardize this transaction. Upon the commencement of this transaction, you will be expected to make all direct communications with the Head of the International Fund Remittance Department of my company, while I will be behind the scene to tell you what to do and say. With your full support  we will pull this through within 14 working days. I look forward to hearing from you so I can send you a copy of an application that you would send to my company. Truly yours, Richard Kelly
He sent me that twice.
R. Kelly,
I am interested by this venture. Can I just ask one question: is this venture kankhakkad under Shazan Rhantactic law? I'd love to go ahead with this but I need this assurance. I don't care about the unjust national laws but my religion is specious and very important to me. Andrew
I sent that to him once.
Dear Andrew Even though I real don't understand what you mean but I think it is since you believe in the religion.So i await the necessary information I asked you for. Richard Kelly
This is the kind of thinking that got Jenny fired.
R. Kelly,
I am glad that this venture is kankhakkad. This is a great relief to me and means I can help you. Please could you provide me with the stantantach, blessed by a holy Moggonite, so that I can verify the kankhakkadance? I am sorry for this, but it is important to me. Andrew

And he never got back to me. Damn him.