You may be interested to know that I have solved popular American drama series Lost.

This contains spoilers, if you have never watched Lost, so if you don’t want to see them, do not read this. Similarly, do not post comments containing events which have not been shown on UK channel E4, as I will ban you from my entire website until all serial dramas I’m even remotely interested in have ended if you do.

Now that’s out of the way, to business:

What is the name of the show?

Lost.

Where are the people?

Lost.

What do you call a Polar Bear in the jungle?

Lost.

So obviously this island is the place that things go to when they get lost. For example, boy loses dog, dog appears on the island. That guy had no problem finding a handful of biros when he needed them, and everyone knows they get lost all the time. Trust me, I’ve figured it all out.

My brother pointed out that Locke lost the use of his legs, and that he found it again when he got to the island. I reckon that mysterious guy in the suit in last night’s episode just got lost in a large office building and turned up there.

Any episode now, they’ll find a huge pile of phone chargers, and maybe a few of the foam dealies that go over earbud headphones.

The only question remaining is, what giant monster has been lost? Ideas, anyone?

Update

My theory about Claire turned out to be wrong; I thought perhaps she’d lost the baby before the flight (which is why she was allowed to fly eight months pregnant) but had found it again on the island. My theory about Hurley though, is still possible. I think, well, I doubt, but I hope that he lost about 50lb before getting on the plane and found it again on the island.

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