Apathy Sketchpad

This was some time ago now, but here it is anyway:

Rubbertoes: hi
Andrew: Hi
Andrew: Do you really have rubber toes?
Rubbertoes: no!
Andrew: You’re no fun.
Rubbertoes: is andrew taylor have ur real name
Rubbertoes: is andrew taylor ur real name
Rubbertoes: ??
Andrew: No, my real name is Lee Harvey Oswald.
Andrew: I didn’t think that would be a good name to give out.
Rubbertoes: okie dokie
Rubbertoes: thought it wasnt
Rubbertoes: coz
Rubbertoes: in worms 3d
Rubbertoes: theres a worm
Rubbertoes: on comouter team
Rubbertoes: called Andrew YTaylor
Rubbertoes: and u play worms so i kinda worked it out
Andrew: Yes, you did.

For those of you who don’t know, I spend more time than can possibly be healthy on Team17’s forums. When the time came to draw up a list of random names for Worms 3D, they included some of the forum users. This, of course, caused a lot of bickering about who was and was not in, so that wasn’t done for the following games. Although, some of the random names in Worms Forts Under Seige are mine — I’d come up with them for whatever version Goblins was on then, but clearly that’s never getting off the ground so I let Team17 have them. Anyhow, getting back to the story…

Andrew: What I did was, I bought Worms3D, saw that worm, and I thought “that’s a cool name”.
Rubbertoes: in worms 3d a worm on computer team called andre taylor so i thought hmmm u play worms so I was lead to suspision about ur real name
Andrew: Then what I did was, I travelled backwards in time to August 2001 and registered a forum account using it.
Rubbertoes: so why hide ur real name
Rubbertoes: u r a computer wiz u make games and laucnhers for games ur cool