Apathy Sketchpad

I know I just did a column that mentioned the Crazy Frog, but I posted this on another website so I thought it only fair to post it here as well. It’s to the tune of Coldplay’s Clocks:

Speed Of Sound, just won’t sell,
The Crazy Frog, has done too well,
Puts us down, to number two,
And now there’s nothing we can do, singing
Should we go, back to our roots,
And re-release, Parachutes, with a
Dance mix, of Politik, and the
Video for Don’t Panic, singing
A DING DING DING DING
BOOOM BOM BIM BIM!
WOH, WOH, WOOOOOOAH!

If you won’t, buy our CD,
Then we will have, to try plan “B”, singing
Get Coldplay on your phone,
Text “CLOCKS” to 86641, singing
Might we, postpone our death,
If we too covered Axel F, in
Our own, distinctive way,
That would make it sound, like In My Place, singing
A DING DING DING DING
BOOOM BOM BIM BIM!
WOH, WOH, WOOOOOOAH!