Apathy Sketchpad

I was looking through the staff directory at University, with an aim to finding out an email address for one of our lecturers, when I was rather distracted by one of the entries. According to the website, there is a woman at the university called “Mrs. C. N. T. Bright Beginnings Childcare”. This has several worrying implications. The most obvious is that there is presumably a Mr. Bright Beginnings Childcare wandering around somewhere. The second is that, since if you do a little extra research you discover that this is in fact the phone extention for the Bright Beginnings Childcare Centre, the University’s child care unit is married. If you think this one through, though, Mrs. C. N. T. Bright Beginnings Childcare is probably not the childcare centre. She just married it. Mr. Bright Beginnings Childcare is a better place to drop your kids; Mrs. C. N. T. Bright Beginnings Childcare is probably the Earth Sciences building or something. I should go. It’s half past one in the morning, I have a ten o’clock start tommorow, and I think I’m about to overdose on surreality if I keep going.