Apathy Sketchpad

One disadvantage of living in a house with friends is that this column doesn’t get updated as often as I might like, because there is always someone around to listen to my rant. So today, since it is half past one in the morning, after all, I thought I’d rant on my webpage, rather than to my friends. The important thing here is that I rant. I can’t keep it in. Quite what the people at Utterly Butterly were thinking, I cannot say. Their latest competition somewhat beggars belief. I have absolutely no idea why I, or for that matter anyone else, would require an inflatable biplane, but this is precisely what you can win. Suffice to say I did not see side of pack for details.