Apathy Sketchpad

I recently got a new watch. The watch itself is fine, but there are a couple of small points about the accompanying instructions: First, the watch is marked “Water resistant: 5 ATM”, which, according to the instructions, makes it submersible, but unsuitable for surface snorkelling. Secondly, and more worryingly, the user is instructed to turn the crown clockwise to set the date. After some experimentation I discovered that the maufacturers of my watch don’t actually know which way clockwise is.